1995lahaine:

is your name george? cause that bush is a w

tchaikovskaya:

eugeniedanglars:

randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and

gauntletqueen:

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

aropride:

“never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm” is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it’s never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

laneofpennies:

Calling it now. I don’t trust this.

catspook:

Matching icons for disturbed homies.

jamesroachmusic:

my gamer friends says “shrimp check” every now and then to make sure we’re not slouching but you know how it is im fucking stupid

succubused:

succubused:

queerphobe:

flat fuck friday

you know what day it is

pirogieses:

ignore the fucked up emoji please

piedude:

whitehairedanimeboyfriend:

sapphicshart:

overlyspecificmcrmemes:

who wore it better?

they both wore it gayly and now they’re gonna make out

Why’s everyone always gotta pit two bad bitches against one another

mobliterated:

evilmario666:

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

beardedmrbean: